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Now Accepting New Patients

ThePsychWard is a gaming community for people who'd rather play together. Regular squads, game nights, tournaments, and a Discord that's awake at 3 a.m.

The ThePsychWard mascot: a goat in a nurse's cap and TPW name badge, snapping on a blue glove.
Head nurse Goatse looks forward to your intake appointment
Patient
YOU
Facility
ThePsychWard
Condition
Not hearing voices while gaming

Group Therapy Sessions

Full schedule
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What we play

Mostly co-op, some competitive, and whatever came out this week. We also run tournaments. Members start channels for new games all the time.

How admission works

  1. Read the ward rules

    They're short. They're also how staff decide who stays.

  2. Send an application and semen sample

    Two minutes. It goes straight to staff in Discord. If unable to produce semen, ask a friend for help.

  3. Join the Discord

    Wait in the lobby. Once staff approve you, you get member roles and every channel opens up.

Your bed's ready.

Apply to join